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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 20:49:20

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said..

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 21:28:37

damn!. lol

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 21:58:14

lol; that's great

Post 4 by Music John (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 23:15:57

lol! That was really a good one.

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2009 23:33:29

Oh that's awful! Lmao!

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 11-Jun-2009 1:34:39

hahaha! That's a good one.

Bob

Post 7 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 11-Jun-2009 13:46:59

ROFLMAO! This is really funny.

Post 8 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 12-Jun-2009 6:23:48

Nice. Bet he hates himself now.

Post 9 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Saturday, 13-Jun-2009 18:50:25

lol good one

Post 10 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 0:37:19

omg, lmao Becky. That's awful!

Post 11 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 6:33:28

I think I'd cry. seriously. Ouh!

Post 12 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 15-Jun-2009 20:46:26

lol

Post 13 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 0:46:53

Oh that's terrible! That poor dude!